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OT: Chili Madness

December 2, 2008 by Rusty

I’ve got a nice big batch of chili going right now.  We have a well worn cookbook called Chili Madness.  I can’t say I’ve ever followed any of the recipes in it, but every once in a while, it’s fun to haul it out and flip through it.  SJ has made a few of the recipes in it that call for pork shoulder.  I’m not too fond of those, but they’re alright.  My mom always made chili with ground beef, canned diced tomatoes and/or tomato paste, and canned kidney beans when I was a kid; that was the only way she knew how to do it.

This cookbook contains some recipes that are nothing but meat and sauce, some without tomatoes at all, as well as recipes that contain various types of beans.  They range from mild (why bother, unless you’re serving it to kids?), to hot enough to make your eyebrows sweat.  Some have cinnamon and allspice, and one or two include cocoa powder for that mole flavor.  Most just have the usual chili powder, oregano, and cumin, but vary on whether to use crushed red pepper, ground red pepper, or hot sauce.

None of them call for any form of poultry, and none of them are vegetarian.  I’ve made both turkey and vegetarian chili, which would probably make purists scream foul (or fowl).

I only had about two cups of leftover shredded turkey, so I went with a variety that has beans.  Unless I’m baking, I never really follow a recipe, and rarely measure my ingredients with true accuracy, unless they’re liquid, as in 1 tsp. of vanilla extract.  Granted, I’m pretty good about eyeballing herbs and spices in the palm of my hand with fairly decent accuracy.

“That looks about right” is sort of my motto, and I work in proportions.  Case in point is pumpkin pie spices:  two-to-one cinnamon to ginger, and half as much nutmeg as ginger.  I’ll add a dash of allspice as well, but I’ve yet to come across a recipe for pumpkin pie that calls for allspice.  Same deal for chili spices and herbs.  Eyeball them, go by rough proportions, and adjust the seasonings to taste near the end.

For this batch of chili, I diced a couple of medium sized onions, and minced a couple of huge cloves of garlic, sauteed them in bacon grease until translucent, then dumped in a can of spicy diced tomatoes, a can of stewed tomatoes, four of my largest dried cayennes (crushed, chopped, seeds and all), maybe a quart of water, two fistfuls of what I think are pinto beans, salt, freshly ground tellicherry black pepper, chili powder, cumin, and some oregano.  Finally, I added the turkey.

As it cooks, I’ll have to add more water.  I tossed the beans in dry, without presoaking them.  I’m convinced that there are as many recipes for chili as there are people making it.  Of course, since I never really follow any recipe for chili, it comes out a bit different every time I make a batch . . .

My mom, on the other hand, measures every ingredient accurately, and follows cooking times to the minute, then wonders why her casserole sometimes comes out watery, and other times is fine.  D’oh.

Enough of my babble.  I need to go check on the chili.  It’s starting to make the whole house smell really good, but I know it won’t be done for at least another hour.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged chili, food | 8 Comments

8 Responses

  1. on December 2, 2008 at 11:34 pm KP

    Mine’s usually pretty straightforward, though I like LOTS of several kinds of beans, and I like (ideally) to have ground beef and ground pork. I like the cocoa idea. I don’t like chili powder with too much cumin. I think Taco Bell has ruined me for cumin, as it seems the only constituent of their vile concoctions. I don’t necessarily like it served over rice, but I do it sometimes, as that’s how mom always served it.


  2. on December 3, 2008 at 12:13 am Rusty

    As long as you keep the cumin to half or less of the chili powder, it won’t taste like Taco Bell. I had Taco Bell as a client for eight years. Every time the client gave us “free food,” we’d pass around the Rolaids.

    This batch turned out really well. It’s medium-hot — mouth numbing, but not eyebrow sweating, which was what I was shooting for. I’d like to taste some of your chili.


  3. on December 3, 2008 at 12:22 am Melany

    If I lived anywhere near I’d invite myself over. I haven’t had a good bowl of chili in a year or so.


  4. on December 3, 2008 at 12:25 am Mike Brendan

    I tend to mix meats in my chili. Beef (or buffalo when I can get it) and turkey, both as lean as possible. For spices, I use chili powder, cumin, Hot Curry, Chinese Five Spice Powder, and 1-3 Dundicots (a Pakistani pepper). Depending on how I mix the spices, I can go for “pleasantly flavored” or “GOOD GOD THE PAIN!” or some point in between.

    I call it my Chimera Chili… :)


  5. on December 3, 2008 at 3:11 am cussedness

    I tend to add a small amount of tumeric to my chili, roughly equivalent to the amount of cumin.


  6. on December 3, 2008 at 4:00 am Rusty

    Interesting. I’ll add that to curry, along with some fenugreek, but have never tried adding it to chili.


  7. on December 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm Ethyl Mercaptan

    Marjoram, Rosemary, Oregano, Cilantro and Cumin.

    plus liberal garlic and onion.

    that says Mexican to me.

    about mole though, there are 7 main colors of mole. and infinite variations on each, some with as many as 30 ingredients.

    go to Oaxaca, that is Mole Country.

    only a very few of them have chocolate in them, actually.

    all they share in common is LARD.

    ah Marjoram, the very Queen of Spices…


  8. on December 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm Ethyl Mercaptan

    and chili of course… habanero if possible.



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