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Dancing on LFP’s Grave

November 20, 2008 by Rusty

ETT has a graphic posted of a chicken with either an afro or a really hideous hat, dancing on the grave of Lake Fossil Press.  It’s cute.  I predict an explosion as soon as dial-up boy can manage to get online.

*edit*

Oops — that’s a turkey, not a chicken.

*edit #2*

I have permission to repost the picture.

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Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | Tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 22 Comments

22 Responses

  1. on November 20, 2008 at 1:50 am 50footant

    And he’s deleted all his AC comments. Big surprise, huh?


  2. on November 20, 2008 at 5:02 am baupdeth

    Last email I got from him was saying that “It was on pussy.”

    Whatever the hell that means.


  3. on November 20, 2008 at 6:16 am Lewis

    You’ll have a starring role in his next vengeance story that will destroy your reputation and sanity… Well he might manage the sanity part if you actually read it, especially if it’s anything like Shitstorm.


  4. on November 20, 2008 at 6:27 am Karen

    What’s on the pussy? Aside from fur and stripes, of course…


  5. on November 20, 2008 at 7:36 am Ethyl Mercaptan

    To be really effective and poignant, that somehow needs to be a gay turkey…

    or two (how do you draw a gay turkies?) dancing away and having a gay old time…

    maybe a whole Village People set of turkies?

    Yay, Gay Thanksgiving! and the Village People already have an Indian… a Pilgrim costume in tight pleather would be nifty!


  6. on November 20, 2008 at 7:37 am CritGit

    Do do do, the funky chicken!

    I know it’s a turkey but how often do you get to quote the Goodies, on anything!
    Love the image, and while I’m still not sure why he’s in so much shit with Lulu and even AC after all this time, it is great to see.
    Nothing like witnessing a total prick getting his.

    Schadenfreude? Wunderbar! :D


  7. on November 20, 2008 at 7:39 am CritGit

    Gay turkeys! I love it!


  8. on November 20, 2008 at 7:46 am Ethyl Mercaptan

    Actually, two of my parrots were females who mated for life and would stimulate each other into laying sterile eggs… lesbian cockatiels!


  9. on November 20, 2008 at 8:25 am Willie Meikle

    What’s on Nicky’s pussy? I vote for fleas


  10. on November 20, 2008 at 8:26 am Willie Meikle

    Does a gay turkey gobble?

    (sorry… too much caffeine and not enough sleep :)


  11. on November 20, 2008 at 9:05 am Mike Brendan

    Nope… still no cubicle police. I wonder if Nicky’s under the impression that it takes hours for me to put a post together.

    I mean this is a guy from 57 words is a full day of writing…


  12. on November 20, 2008 at 9:06 am Mike Brendan

    er, “for whom,” not “from.” I need my tea…


  13. on November 20, 2008 at 10:09 am autoaim

    http://stores.lulu.com/fotie

    LULU…. need I say more?


  14. on November 20, 2008 at 10:34 am Ethyl Mercaptan

    omfg!

    that cover appears to be a CREME BRULEE MADE FROM SEMEN!

    A CUM BRULEE! ? !

    wow.

    speechless.


  15. on November 20, 2008 at 11:41 am Lewis

    Unfortunately I think he’ll be crowing about his “victory”, MySexyBoyfriend’s youtube account has been suspended.


  16. on November 20, 2008 at 11:47 am CritGit

    He must be spending ages getting people’s accounts and videos and everything taken down, not that they usually stay down.
    Suspended suggests will go either way. He’ll take it as a huge achievement, but we’ll have to wait and see.

    Course, could just start another account.


  17. on November 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm autoaim

    YouTube accounts are dime a dozen… There can be a new one up within 60 seconds, so I don’t even know why he bothers? Oh riiiiight, he’s fucking retarded. That’s why!


  18. on November 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm Rusty

    What’s on Nicky’s pussy? I vote for fleas

    Crabs.

    that cover appears to be a CREME BRULEE MADE FROM SEMEN!

    It looks like a flan to me, but “cum brulee” is funnier.

    As for getting people’s videos and accounts suspended, that’s been his m.o. for years. The odd thing is that he’s had so many of his own accounts suspended, yet still doesn’t understand that others are more effective at playing that game than he is.


  19. on November 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm Ethyl Mercaptan

    If its really a book of semen recipes, why would it have a regular old flan on the cover?

    Now semen in a hot tub will curdle into a custard like texture… I have unfortunately jumped into a hot tub that a bunch of vile bastards just had an orgy in… most unpleasant.


  20. on November 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm Rusty

    I wonder if Fotie Photenhauer is really Mikkake.


  21. on November 21, 2008 at 6:50 am Kody Boye

    LET’S ALL GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SEMEN MARTINIS EVERYONE!…

    Oh, oops; I’m too young to drink…

    Have fun with those, guys! :P


  22. on November 22, 2008 at 4:59 pm Lewis

    That depends on which country we meet in. I’m sure we could find a country where you’re legal to drink just so you don’t miss out on the experience :D



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