I heard about this letter years ago, but hadn’t seen it until today. I think we now know where Nicky gets his grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Check out the handwritten part at the end.
What’s a “District Allorney?” Why does her last sentence not end with a question mark? In all fairness, she did correct her grammar in the third sentence of the main body, but did so using capital block letters.
The main message, is that because someone (or several people) who Aaron may know, posted some photoshopped pictures of Nicky, and Aaron sent a Nickypoo a Cease & Desist letter, she felt justified in sending a letter threatening to repost Aaron’s parents’ phone number, as well as other people’s phone numbers all over the internet herself.
From what I remember of the Xanga days, Aaron was one of the people least likely to mess with Nicky.
The other main lesson, of course, is that Nicky isn’t very successful fighting his own battles, and had to get Granny involved.
wait wait…. let me guess… a legal mad lib? I received one of those!
Wow, that was pretty creepy. It reminded of something Norman Bates’ mother would write.
The only reason I believe this was his granny-poo is the fact the grammar is so much better. But it still repeats the same crap Nick does.
Honestly, people can say “don’t do that” all they want to friends, relatives or strangers; that doesn’t mean they have to listen. I don’t get – seriously – why Nick can’t *get* that. Just because I may tell my mother “don’t do that” doesn’t mean she won’t.
And – despite knowing he has no friends – how many times has he asked his friends not to do something, but they do it anyway?
More proof that Nick not only doesn’t understand writing, but life in general.
It runs in the family. Aaron did only a single thing to Nicky. Just one.
He posted links to the stories in Tabloid Purposes #1 that were available online to be read free. I then went through on my journalscape and reviewed each of them.
Aaron is one of the most polite people I know. He is also a devout Christian who actually practices what he preaches.
Aaron never deserved the things that Nicky and his family have continued to inflict upon him.
An allorney sounds like something the harem needs…
Rusty, I’d like to order one for the harem I’m in (Louise’s to be exact.) Could you track one down for me?
Aw, Kody, it’s just a small reptile, like a horny toad. They’re harmless. I could sell you one for $12.95 (plus shipping), but you could probably find and capture one on your own, not too far out of town, this time of year. Far be it from me to gyp a guy.
(Really, I was kidding, about the sale of reptiles, but you already knew that.)
Aw, Kody, it’s just a small reptile, like a horny toad.
A sort of afrodisiac?
How does one take it? As a powder, in tea, lick on it…? Inquiring mind wants to know.
Purely for research puposes, you understand.
Wow, I’m going to get a bad reputation thanks to Kody.
Just teasing, luv. But an allorney in the harem? What scandal!
Scandal! Please, Louise. We’ve got you smokin’ crack with Paris Hilton, now allorneys. We need to give the stupid people SOMETHING to talk about! XD
As to the horny toads, that’s just wrong, Rusty! Why would you bring up sexually-wanting toads in front of me and Louise?!?!?!
lol…
*shuffles feet and looks innocent*