This is about halfway down the page.
Police Chief Jim Wilkins told the board that Bernoudy “is registered with the state of Texas and with my office as a sex offender.” Bernoudy was convicted in May 1988 on three counts of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile in Louisiana . . .
I was not wrong. Mr. Bernoudy should speak up, but if he won’t . . .




H’m. Interestingly, Mr. Bernoudy’s case was cited by a court official in a discussion of another person who had been convicted of the same offense:
The Commissioner’s report in the matter In re: Michael
Lawrence Bernoudy, Jr., No. 2002-OB-2470, pending before this
Court, was submitted. Though involved, carnal knowledge was only one of the complaints. Further, the recommendation was greatly influenced by a finding of lack of candor and cooperation on the part of Mr. Bernoudy, Jr., elements not found in the instant matter
See page 13 of this decision.
I should note that in the blurb for Mr. Bernoudy’s book, he describes the complainant’s testimony in this matter as “lies that resulted in his felony conviction.”
The math says you are a liar. His conviction was in 1988 and it is 2008 now, that was 21 years ago. (His crime was in 1987, the conviction in 1988.)
If that is true, he was convicted of a sex crime when he was 10 years old and the girl was 6?
Check this bit out,
If you were 18 at the time, that would make the girl 14. If you are 18 and you are having sex with a 14 year old girl… you are a child molester.
Turns out that I’m pretty good at math.
LMAO at Savage Steve! Third grade math rules! I don’t mean that as a slight; if Mike can’t do basic addition, subtraction, and multiplication or division, god help him . . . ’cause I won’t do it on his behalf.
On the other hand, numbers are my stock in trade . . .
I never knew that Mr. Bernoudy was afflicted with Intermittant Explosive Butthurt Disorder (IEBD). Don’t bother looking for a description of that in the DSM-IV, though. Although, watching Dagstine and Pacione and other nitwits like Bernoudy melt down recently gives me the IEDB may have earned a place in that venerated psychological tome.
Jeez… As a former Math Major, I find Mr. Bernoudy highly lacking in basic math skills. I’d shun him for that alone, if not for the fact that he’s been acting like an unprofessional twerp.
Yes, I said twerp.
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There was a mention of a daughter in that second link.
What i want to know is if this daughter was the result of his carnal knowledge with the girl. If so, then did he get the 14 year old pregnant? Or did the daughter result from a later liaison. Why mention the daughter at all?
I give MAJOR kudos to Steve’ I wouldn’t have been able to figure that out… Lord help me when I take the Math portion of the GED…
As to the child molester thing, that’s an awfully big mess. That just goes to show you that you know the person before you sleep with them. I mean, if I found some random person, I would MOST DEFINITELY NOT have sex with them. I mean, gosh; wouldn’t you at least have coffee and biscuits first?
*Raises biscuit, then proceeds to spill scalding hot coffee on self, then sues McDonalds for 1M$, then wins.*
In all actuality though, the whole child molester thing was either a BIG misunderstanding of the head, or a BIG misunderstanding of something else.
Shit, I can’t be serious.
Ok, here. It’s a bad mess, no matter which way. I feel for the guy on a level, since that literally marks you as a bad person to most people. I don’t feel for his bad business practices though…
No matter how you slice it, the girl was very underage.
Moreover, there does seem to be a pattern of obsession, both in his possessive business practices and in his sexual liaisons.
It suggests to me a man who tries to own absolutely everything he touches.
The math says you are a liar. His conviction was in 1988 and it is 2008 now, that was 21 years ago. (His crime was in 1987, the conviction in 1988.)
I think that’s a typo or a reporting error in the Marshall paper, actually. The Louisiana court documents seem to indicate that his conviction was in 1998.
Yep, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety, it was ‘98.
https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/DPS_WEB/Sor/index.aspx?PageIndex=Display&SID=08122307
And what do you make of this? Type in Michael Bernoudy in the search fields. Related? Father? Mere coincidence?
And I’m no expert on reading the site I just gave, but if she was 16 and it happened in ‘98, then he was about 21. She would be about 26 now, not 28. Unless the age given (16) was at the time of the disposition, in which case she’d be younger.
If anyone wants to correct my math, please do. I’m thinking in a lack-of-coffee fog here.
It’s my guess that she was 15 at the time it happened.
Given the way the statute is structured, it seems like her being 15 would be the likeliest scenario that would result in a felony charge.
In any case, Mr. Bernoudy claims (in the blurb for his book) that she was lying.
Everything’s always someone ELSE’s fault, isn’t it, Mr. Bernoudy? You have to find someone else to blame for anything that goes wrong in your life.
Well, Rusty, considering that the two Messrs. Michael Bernoudy were convicted on the same day…
…and we know that BPP Michael Bernoudy is a “Jr.”…
Father-son togetherness can be taken too far.
Lying? On the site at the top of the page, he is quoted as saying, “I will not get into details about my criminal history. What I will say is the incident occurred in 1987 involving a girl four years younger than me.”
If she was lying about an incident occurring, then why is he saying it occurred?
If you look at the blurb for his book, Memoirs of a Cheater, he refers to “the woman who lied and eventually resulted in him being arrested and receiving a felony conviction.”
I thought he (or a friend) picked him up at a bar? How would she get into a bar in ‘98 unless she had a fake ID? Or…
I dunno. *shrug*
It’s so much of a non-issue that he has to mention the incident in the PROMO blurb of his book?
ASSHOLE!
Oh man… He blurbed his conviction for carnal knowledge of a minor on a book that is subtitled “Memoir of a Cheater.” Why does anything surprise me anymore?
Two divorces, a conviction that causes him to have to register as a sex offender and a book publishing company that is augering into the dirt through bad and possibly deceptive business practices.
Not to mention serving in our Armed Forces, getting a doctorate in law, and an associate’s degree in theology.
How old is Bernoudy again?
31
The judge obviously didn’t think the woman was lying. My understanding was that he was charged with three counts . . . not sure if he was convicted on all three, but it only takes one . . .
Who on earth would want to read about this guy’s sex life? He sounds like a real misogynist. And who does he fault? His mother. This guy really doesn’t believe in taking responsibility for anything, does he?
There is a picture of his father (Michael Bernoudy Sr.) in his other book – “Negro in Nam.” If that’s not the same man from the registry website, then they’re twins.
That said, I don’t know anything about his father’s conviction.
The judge obviously didn’t think the woman was lying. My understanding was that he was charged with three counts . . . not sure if he was convicted on all three
According to the Louisiana court records, he was convicted of three counts of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile (the specific Louisiana name for the offense generally known as “statutory rape”).
Blu Phi’er has a new patsy.
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53293&page=9
Oh, dear. Poor guy. I think I agree with priceless1 and IceCreamEmpress.
No, due to threats from people who contacted me at my work my only association with Blu Phi’er now is as an author. I feel like I might be letting some other authors down, but I have to think of my family and their well being first, and if I was recieving threats within hours of making it public that I was going to be helping BPP, that is something I can’t deal with.
So um… I wonder why Enck hasn’t said anything about Michael putting all the blame on him yet.
Well, that blows, Chris. Sorry to hear that anyone would be enough of an ass to do that to you.
Frankly, I think you made the right decision, but when people like Victoria Strauss and others who have been in the business a long time cautioned you over on Absolute Write, that alone should have given you pause.
I’ve been a memeber at AW for years, I know Victoria and company had the best intentions.
My guess as to why Eric hasn’t said anything is because he doesn’t want to get caught up in this ongoing mess.
Although those warnings came after the threats…..
I’m truly amazed that anyone would threaten you, but then again, I’ve received a number of threats from people like Pacione and Dagstine, and so has Cussedness. With those two, though, it’s normally because they’re feeling a little butthurt over something that was said about them.
Chris,
I think it is best to not get involved, but I am very sorry (and very disappointed) that you are getting threats. You certainly don’t deserve that.
Chris certainly does not deserve them. No one does. It is extremely unfair.
“So um… I wonder why Enck hasn’t said anything about Michael putting all the blame on him yet.”
because once again he’s been caught with his pants down. Others have said it before, but I’ll repeat it. He’s as bad as Daggy and Nicky.