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July 23, 2008 by Rusty

The video is short and boring, but all the comments are comedy gold. We see La Femme Nikita in all his homophobic glory. Today seems to be one of those rare days that brings one Google alert after another.

Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | Tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 40 Comments

40 Responses

on July 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm Louise

2008 and people still have these prejudices. Oi vay.
on July 23, 2008 at 1:24 pm AlKilyu

“I am happy as a straight man. I will be so much happier when I have that lady being my wife. So kindly fuck off. “

That is funny, but at the same time sad. You know there isn’t a lady in his life and probably won’t be.

Explains a lot. If having a wife makes him happy, we now know why he is so pissed off all the time.
on July 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm Karen

What’s even sadder is he uses the word ‘wife’ like it means trophy or award.
on July 23, 2008 at 1:56 pm JupiterPluvius

If there were a naked woman in your room you wouldn’t know what to do with her.

Heck, if I were nekkid in the room of any of my gay friends, I’m sure they’d know what to do with me. FIND ME SOME FLATTERING, STYLISH CLOTHING, STAT!
on July 23, 2008 at 2:00 pm JupiterPluvius

What the holy Hell is he on about here?

you assholes get off on burning our white and blue flag. The one that is white all over with the blue square in the upper left corner
on July 23, 2008 at 2:14 pm JupiterPluvius

If he’s talking about the “Christian flag,” that has a red cross in the blue canton. I’ve also never seen anyone burning it.

And my church has a “gay Christian flag,” with the blue canton and red cross on a rainbow body. That would probably make Nicky’s head explode.
on July 23, 2008 at 2:22 pm Phoenix

Oh my.
Having been the victime of a hate crime in my early 20’s and being beaten nearly to death, I try and feel anger at him but it just makes me laugh.

He has many issues but I’m convinced if he were face to face with myself or any other gay man he’d cower in a corner and relenquish his dogma. He talks tough online and on youtube but doesn’t have the cojones to back it up I’d wager.
on July 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm Mike Brendan

It’s already been established that when confronted in person he runs away giggling hysterically like the little girl that he is.
on July 23, 2008 at 2:52 pm Rusty

What’s even sadder is he uses the word ‘wife’ like it means trophy or award.

Sadly, some men do think that way, hence the term “trophy wife.”
on July 23, 2008 at 3:08 pm Rusty

This is my favorite quote from page 2 of the comments:

Get yourself a nice woman, a nice hot looking playboy platemate.

Is that like a saucer in the same china pattern as the cup?
on July 23, 2008 at 5:48 pm JupiterPluvius

I think that Nicky’s belief that one night with an attractive woman would make a gay man straight is total projection. Clearly, he believes that one night of gay passion would release his inner homosexual…
on July 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm Kody Boye

lol. I liked the comment that said a lesbian had a better chance at getting a woman then he did. XD
on July 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm Phoenix

I missed that comment, though I don’t think the poster is giving lesbian’s nearly enough credit.
on July 23, 2008 at 8:01 pm JupiterPluvius

lol. I liked the comment that said a lesbian had a better chance at getting a woman then he did. XD

Much better. Even with the 9-to-1 odds against any random woman being gay or bi.
on July 23, 2008 at 8:34 pm Sphinx

“If there were a naked woman in your room you wouldn’t know what to do with her.”

I’d ask her what the hell she was doing there, first off. Then, if she had a legitimate reason, I would offer her a bathrobe.

Oh, dear, dear Nikki. If he’s so goshdarn straight, why does he go looking for these videos? There’s a whole world of free man-on-woman porn waiting for you at RedTube, buddy.
on July 23, 2008 at 8:42 pm Louise

‘I think that Nicky’s belief that one night with an attractive woman would make a gay man straight is total projection. Clearly, he believes that one night of gay passion would release his inner homosexual…’

As bad as those women you sometimes meet in a club who will give you the, “Oh, one night with me, and he would never go back to men.”

I’ve heard women say that, and that attitude never fails to make me chuckle. lol

A person with security in their sexual preference doesn’t need to spout that bullcrap.
on July 23, 2008 at 9:20 pm Alice

If there were a naked woman in your room you wouldn’t know what to do with her.

Nicky once wrote that he would rather think up his ’stories’ than sleep with a willing woman who was disrobing in the same room as he was in. This does not exactly smack of heterosexualtude to me.

Nick, dude, you are asexual if not homosexual or bisexual, so would you please stop trashing people based on their perceived sexual orientation? It just makes you look worse.

And on that note, I really should do something with the nickolaus-pacione.com domain…
on July 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm Ben McClellan

Nicky said “If a naked woman was hanging out in your apartment or a hotel, you wouldn’t know what to do with her.”

Didn’t he once claim to have blown off a girl who wanted sex because he wanted to write a short story on the computer? Sounds like Pacione doesn’t know what to do when someone threw herself at him!

I’ll bet you that if he ever gets put into prison, Pacione will immediately be turned into some big inmate’s girlfriend, complete with the makeup and clothing. Deep down, I think Nicky would love that.
on July 23, 2008 at 10:34 pm CritGit

What I love is when he talks of ‘the sanction of marriage’
on July 23, 2008 at 11:03 pm Rusty

He starts off, mentally, with s-a-n-c-t, and fills in the rest, not with i-t-y, but with whatever he remembers hearing from some heavy metal band song.

Nicky, is nothing, if not the King of Malapropisms.
on July 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm Mike Brendan

“Nicky, is nothing, if not the King of Malapropisms.”

You could have stopped at the third word there, Rusty.
on July 23, 2008 at 11:30 pm Rusty

I know. I was feeling verbose, like Dagstine.
on July 24, 2008 at 4:11 am cussedness

We all have those verbose moments.

I also have sanctimonious moments

I spit out absurd pomposities from my sanctuary.

I sanction Nicky whomping.

And I respect not the sanctity of anything.
on July 24, 2008 at 4:16 am Serryah

TwiztedSynz is actually another of my names, so the “lesbian” thing was mine (and damn my browser for lagging and me not thinking it posted so I did up two posts without meaning to :/ ).

Maybe I wasn’t giving enough credit to the lesbians? XD

Although if I saw Nick coming towards me with an offer for anything (be it a date, a glass of water or a kleenex) I’d fake being lesbian just to make him go away (I’m actually bi, and engaged to a female so he’d run from me anyway, the pansy )
on July 24, 2008 at 6:21 am Karen

Lulz. Why is he hunting down gay-related videos on Youtube?
on July 24, 2008 at 6:26 am cussedness

About six months ago, ETT noted that he was hunting down and harrassing people on gay forums.
on July 24, 2008 at 7:21 am raingods

While one night with a woman wouldn’t make me straight, Nikita being the last man alive certainly would turn me to women…
on July 24, 2008 at 7:40 am Karen

Whoo…found Nick’s inspiration!
on July 24, 2008 at 8:08 am Rusty

I understand rickrolling, but . . . that video would have been funnier if it had been set to a David Hasselhoff tune, IMHO.
on July 24, 2008 at 9:33 am Guy La Douche

Platemate?

That earns one Chris Mathews styled: HA!
on July 24, 2008 at 9:44 am Guy La Douche

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I think it’s even funnier that all that nonsense is taking place on a page that, at least for my browser, is coming up with a lot of Chinese or Japanese characters.
on July 24, 2008 at 10:04 am Rusty

It’s on YouTube’s Hong Kong servers, Guy.
on July 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm Phil Smith

Just change the subdomain. Easy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQFTAVwGHsc
on July 24, 2008 at 6:52 pm CritGit

‘While one night with a woman wouldn’t make me straight, Nikita being the last man alive certainly would turn me to women…’

If Nicky was the last person alive, I’d turn to bestiality, and if the last living creature, I’d fuck a thorn bush.
If aliens came by and offered a lifetime of gang probing, it would be the better offer (well you never know how that could turn out).

Think that covers it.
on July 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm JupiterPluvius

The thing that is so funny about Peaches Pacipwned’s newfound religious zeal is that he goes around bellowing obscene insults at people as part of his evangelism.

WORSHIP JESUS, FUCKSTAIN! YOU’RE JUST A FAG! blah blah blah.

What Would Jesus Do? Not that, certainly.
on July 24, 2008 at 10:09 pm Rusty

He’s a street corner Jesus with Tourette’s.
on July 24, 2008 at 11:28 pm Louise

LMAO! Oh, dear, what an image that put in my head, R!
on July 25, 2008 at 7:25 am Phoenix

He’s a street corner Jesus with Tourette’s.

Okay rusty, now you get to clean my laptop’s screen, since I just coughed coffee on it from that one!
on July 27, 2008 at 3:52 pm Kody Boye

I mean, Gosh; if I were a worldwide-known biblical figure, I’d worship myself!

But hmm… I dunno. I thnk it’d be a great prank if someone hooked Nicky up with a megahawt woman, then it turned out to be a megahawt guy posing as a megahawt woman that is really a megahawt guy that Nicky would have trouble deciding what to do with. Get me? ???
on July 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm Rusty

Nicky needs to hook up with an olefactory-challenged tranny who doesn’t look like one. That’d send him into permanent hiding in Grammy Shirley’s basement.

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