One of Nicky’s favorite tricks is to edit a previous entry to double or triple it in length, so that people who check, see the same old entry title and click away. What exactly is his motivation for doing this?
From his expanded entry, we additionally have these gems:
I am not going to take the bait from a sixteen year old male / male slash writing brat.
That’s obviously addressed to Kody. Kody has more class in his pinky toenail than Peaches Porcine has in his entire bloated body.
I guess Sabledrake needs to take her head out of her ass because all she smells is shit. 41 year old twat thinks there isn’t room for a Nickolaus Pacione in this business.
There’s room for Nickolaus Pacione in Granny Shirley’s basement, and from what I can tell, her basement is sort of its own cottage (industry). But, it’s nothing that resembles a business, let alone anything approaching the publishing industry.
Believe me when I learned that Boye wrote that shit thank god I didn’t have him in Tabloid Purposes IV because he would have tainted the series with his faggotry.
Kody pulled his story from TPIV. Nicky’s now trying to spin it to look like he removed it, even though he had a cow (and many online rants) about having to reformat the anthology without Kody’s story.
Bravo, Kody! You escaped in time, and he didn’t publish your story, after all.
I write science fiction in the near-future so it will allow me to criticise it with a perspective that rips their balls off from a safe distance.
Translation please? Someone? Anyone?
The rest of the entry is just a diatribe against Sabledrake and random bullshit about people photoshopping his photos.
It’s his usual idiocy. I think the words just spawn on the screen by themselves — not like there’s a thought process guiding them.
Kody, are you still legally a minor? Because Blogger really, really hates it when adults trash-talk minors on their site. Like IP-ban hating.
God, what a waste of protoplasm this blowhard is.
I say “legally a minor” because you are much more of an adult than Peaches would be if he lived to be 100.
I’ve never been THAT flexible anyway!
*snerk*
Sorry, Sable, but I just had to . . .
I’m double-jointed, but even I can’t do that.
Rusty, if I may be so bold, I think this incident calls for another chapter of PISSBLOGGER.
Kody has been a gentleman in his dealings with Nick and Nick himself has been nothing but an absurd hemorrhoid on the anus of humanity*. I am one who thinks in my darkity-dark soul that their most recent exchange needs to be documented in fiction which you, as a writer from some random metropolitan area, will write as one who will give your readers many LULZ. Please.
*Insult copyright by me; any infringement thereof will earn you a profanity-laden note and possibly a PayPal bill.
Alice, I suspect that you could write comedy better than I.
Perhaps a chapter five that involves this incident could be made to work. After all, our *ahem* hero takes many bumps and sidetracks along the way to his goal. The latest was his winding up in the wrong building.
If I ever use the phrase “an absurd hemorrhoid on the anus of humanity,” I will be sure to credit you. That is a very good description of our favorite boi.
I still have many things to work out that could be fun, and funny, but have to make sense, dealing with our Richard. If they make no sense, then . . . pfft.
OMG YAY I GOT BLOGGED ABOUT AGAIN! YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
As to Jupiter’s question, yes, I am still legally a minor.
As to address his points:
I am not going to take the bait from a sixteen year old male / male slash writing brat.
Technically ’slash’ writing is ripping off someone else’s work and trying to make it your own. And he knows I have gay characters in my work HOW? Was he READING it?
And technically, he did take my bait, lol. He called me a frecnh fried faggot, or at least told me to step off of one.
Believe me when I learned that Boye wrote that shit thank god I didn’t have him in Tabloid Purposes IV because he would have tainted the series with his faggotry.
Technically my ‘faggotry’ (which is spelled wrong, by the way, and isn’t even a real world,) is what’s making me fairly well-known in the small press world. I doubt my ‘faggotry’ really taints my reputation any. I mean, if I was tainted, would I be getting picked up by publishers and being asked to blurb books?
I’ll also bring out another point. THIS story (http://anthrozine.com/stry/maddie.html,) in its original form, before the editor did extensive and very helpful edits, was what Nick had accepted. I don’t see any ‘faggotry’ in this piece. I mean, gosh; the main guy loves pussy (and not the cat kind either, lol…)
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Does Nick even realize that he is only putting more Google pages on my name? And does he realize that he’s making himself look like an absurd anus of humanity?
(Yes, I stole it; LOL!)
Continuing on from that paragraph, anyone who compares Pacione and I will only see that I, little queer Boye who sucks men off behind KFC, is MUCH, MUCH more credible than Mr. Pacione is. I mean, gosh; I embrace ALL genitals. He, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to embrace any of them (and that includes genitals from other animal forms as well.)
This is also a big boost on my behalf. I’ll be getting hits from BOTH TRN AND Pacione’s blog (although the majority of them will come from TRN’s website.) I mean, please; people WANT to know who I am if Pacione’s bitching about me, LOL!
I also want to add that I’m getting to use some of my best jokes with this situation. I’m just waiting for him to snap at me in a bad way. Of course, not that I’m encouraging anything (I NEVER do that!
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In conclusion, I want to declare myself awesome. I rate myself five penises out of five. <3 And big ones at that.
Also wanted to add, I live in the United States. I don’t know why, but some people ask if I’m from the UK sometimes. *shrugs*
God, what a waste of protoplasm this blowhard is.
At this point I think Poochy was cobbled up by several different strains of scabies (and possibly some fleas and body fungus) so they could all get around from one place to another…..
I write science fiction in the near-future so it will allow me to criticise it with a perspective that rips their balls off from a safe distance.
I will write science fiction in the near future that will let me mess with people’s reality and fuck with their brains without them really knowing because all they are are stupid faggots?
Did I translate right? -__-
Ok, I’m sorry for the third comment (pretty much in a row,) but I’d like to point something out. Nick’s scared of me, that much is evident. He calls me out on his own blog, yet he doesn’t even try and go to any of the messageboards I frequent or try and contact me himself.
The comments that he left on my DA account is the first that he has done since last year and that was a single comment. Before that he had not left one since I had my original xanga account that I closed in 06. He either gets tired of messing with us, or he looks for easier victims. You will note that his primary line of attack on me this time was by way of my daughter, and not me directly.
You go, Kody. Good luck with your projects.
On his DA, I congratulated him for actually getting two things right about me in that latest rant.
And yeah, Kody, he’s scared. Young little whippersnapper already with more talent, cool and maturity than he’ll ever have? (jeez I’m old enough to be your mom … I feel like I should send you homemade cookies or something)
Rock on, Kody. You have more talent in your little finger than Nicky does in a microbe on his body.
But of course, where has that finger been?
You naughty faggot!
Nicky picks on those he thinks are easy targets. Those who are more difficult, he leaves alone.
“I write science fiction in the near-future so it will allow me to criticise it with a perspective that rips their balls off from a safe distance.”
Translation: I hide in my grandmother’s basement and write stories about what meanieheads they are because that was what I did when I was 13, and dammit, why grow up? Oh and they are on the bus to hell in my story. Or Iowa. Whichever is worse.
OMG SABLEDRAKE! I’d love some cookies…
lol.
My finger hasn’t been ANYWHERE, Johana. LOL!
Maybe Christine and Kody can come make choco-chip coconut cookies with me this weekend.
Oh yeah, we’ll make tons…
Oh GAWD, now I want sweets. LOL.
Ditch the chocolate, and add extra coconut . . . then I’m in with you.
Or, better yet, I’ll just make English toffee.
Rusty can have my share of the coconut and I’ll take the extra chocolate
I made a maple-nut cake today and while the cake itself is more like a bread, the frosting is ZOMGSWEET … when the recipe calls for 3 cups powdered sugar, 1/2 cup butter, and 6 tablespoons maple syrup … of course, it was also sticky and wouldn’t spread worth a damn, so the cake did have some cosmetic difficulties …
Sweet lord I’ve been trying to stay away from the sweets lately, I just got back after a day of delicious barbeque, and now y’all are making me hungry again!
KodyB! Don’t let that closet troll get you down. You know we love you long time!
-nr
I guess this calls for my “Two sticks of butter” brownies for all you chocoholics…
OMG IT’S NICKIE!!!!!
Don’t worry, Nickie; I just ignore this guy, lol.
“I write science fiction in the near-future…”
As opposed to writing it now?
The fact that he cannot see how wrong such an expression is just shows how bad he is at constructing meaningful sentences.
True. All he needed to do was insert the word “set,” and it would have made sense.
Kody, you know I lurvs you long time! And those of us who were around way back when know the truth about how your story got pulled from Toilet Paper IV. Remember our conversation? I told you that you could do much better than dealing with Pacione, and you have!
Pulling your own story from that rag was the best decision you’ve ever made, and your writing career has grown by leaps and bounds since then. If anyone was to be “tainted” it would’ve been YOU, had you kept your story in the anthology. THANK GOD, you also passed my concern onto “miss B” as well, causing her to pull out of TP IV too! Both of you are just too good for him, and his jealousy doesn’t become him….of course, nothing truly becomes him anyway. He’s too nasty!
Oh yeah, and about those sweets mentioned above? You’ve done so well on your diet that I know how to satisfy your sweet tooth in another way! Time for teh pic exchange starring David Beckham! YAY!!!
Smooches and hugs from teh deevs
LOL DIVA! You’re still giving me hell after telling your daughter I’d get her a fake ID so we could sneak into gay bar, huh?
Sorry I didn’t see this before. you’re way, way awesome, Deeves!