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$20 Seed Money for a Betting Pool

July 3, 2008 by Rusty

Peaches posted a new entry while I had my nose to the grindstone at work, making sure I tied up loose ends ahead of the holiday weekend and my vacation.

Stealing new stories when the ones are being rewritten or being expanded.

First, finish that thought, Nicky.  You have a nasty habit of trailing off in mid-thought, and calling it a sentence.  Second, it’s not stealing, since you sent the story to someone.  You can’t blame the recipient, and you can’t prove that anyone else has actually seen the story itself.

For christ fucking sakes let a man finish the stories and try to let them make the rounds to different magazines before you go around pirating books . . .

Finish the damn story, we beg you.  Nobody’s pirated it.  You gave it to someone.  Repeat:  you can’t steal from yourself, so when you give it to someone, you cannot accuse that person of receiving stolen goods.  Not even a 9th Circuit Court judge would buy that load of malarkey.

Saying that I will be forgotten, I have one thing to ask — would you want to bet money on that.

Use a question mark at the end of that.  It is, after all, a question.  You will be forgotten, but may remain as an internet curiosity, and footnote to internet folklore through your EncyclopediaDramatica entry.  You are semi-famous within approximately 0.0000001% of the population as the Village Vidiot, but someone else will take your place, possibly before you even die.

I already got a betting pool of my own and ponied up the $20.00 to get the pool started.

Spend it on a case of cheap beer.  We want to see more drunken videos from you, snookums.  That last one was a hoot.

Posted in Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | Tagged Legion of Nitwits, Nickolaus Pacione, Pacione | 32 Comments

32 Responses

  1. on July 3, 2008 at 4:25 pm AlKilyu

    Know how I know he is lying?

    He said he had $20.


  2. on July 3, 2008 at 4:48 pm CritGit

    Well nice to know he is spending wisely, and not wasting money on paying debts.

    I’d take his bet if I thought he would pay up.


  3. on July 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm Kody Boye

    I wasn’t mentioned in that blog entry! *Pouts* Either he didn’t read the long, novel-length post I replied to him with, or he’s intimidated by me. I think he is. I think he’s even more intimidated if he found my LJ blog post, saying that if anyone messes with friends/people I know, I’d bite their dick off.

    :P


  4. on July 3, 2008 at 5:47 pm Sabledrake

    Well, maybe he’s counting on the $1600 he thinks he’s going to get from me via PayPal, according to the e-mail notification I just got. After all, think of how many ISBNs he could buy then, and still have some left over for the betting pool!

    $1600 and he called me a “fandom wank” all in the same day. Ooh. My boots, I am a’shaking in them.


  5. on July 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm Karen

    Congrats, Christine. You are now one of us.


  6. on July 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm Rusty

    I think I still hold the record at $4000. He also threatened on DA to send AngryInIllinois a big bill. I wonder if he’s done it yet, and if so, for what amount?


  7. on July 3, 2008 at 6:13 pm Phil Smith

    I’m still waiting for my PayPal bill. Come on, Nick! Barbara Bauer sues people for billions of dollars. Those thousand-dollar money requests you make are small potatoes by comparison…


  8. on July 3, 2008 at 6:18 pm Sabledrake

    So I can has minions now???


  9. on July 3, 2008 at 6:27 pm CritGit

    I love his title. The Asshole Committee. Sounds so right – a bunch of people talking about him.

    What an asshole?
    Yeah, he’s an asshole.
    Yeah, but what an asshole?
    True. Complete asshole.

    Bet the minutes of this committe are great fun to read. :D


  10. on July 3, 2008 at 6:53 pm Rusty

    I have my answer. He billed Angry for $900.

    Nickypoo, you really need to learn a new trick. Nobody has ever paid one of your fraudulent bills, and nobody’s ever going to. Your claim would never stand up in court.


  11. on July 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm AlKilyu

    I think when he writes stories now, he purposely gives them out for free so that when someone mentions it (ten times out of ten saying how bad it was) he can then cry “THIEF” and send them the fraudulent PayPal invoice.

    Knowing him and his stupidity, he probably counts on that money.

    Irony being the very stories he claims are stolen are themselves the result of stealing others ideas…


  12. on July 3, 2008 at 7:22 pm Phoenix

    Kody,

    Think carefully about that. Would you REALLY want to bit Nicky’s dick off? Granted it would be like biting a toothpick, but the germs….oh the germs. Not to mention the stench.


  13. on July 3, 2008 at 7:29 pm JustAFriend

    With the phony PayPal invoices, has anyone reported them to; a) PayPal; b) law enforcement? If so, what was the response? Billing someone fraudulently is, as far as I know, illegal. Granted, not time in jail illegal but still, you’d think PayPal would take notice after several complaints.


  14. on July 3, 2008 at 7:36 pm Rusty

    PayPal’s too busy committing its own version of fraud on its own account holders to give a shit about some twerp trying to bill others who don’t have PayPal accounts.

    They never do anything. Pacione’s even listed on this page. It’s not actually a PayPal site, but customer service/fraud/scam/span at Paypal is useless. It may eventually send back correspondence saying they’re looking into it, and then they never follow up.

    Google “nickolaus pacione paypal” just for kicks.


  15. on July 3, 2008 at 7:45 pm Ray Garton

    I don’t think Nicky will be forgotten. In order for a person to be forgotten, people must first be *aware* of that person. The only people aware of Nicky are those of us who are entertained by his mouth-foaming antics, but I’m sure even we would forget him quickly — if he would just go away. As a “writer” … no, he could not possibly be forgotten because nobody reads him.


  16. on July 3, 2008 at 7:59 pm Rusty

    You have a valid point. As a writer, people can’t forget someone of whom they were never aware. He’s clawing his way through the dirt to reach the base of the ladder, and will probably never touch it.

    Those of us who receive death threats from him, fraudulent invoices, etc. are highly aware of him. I’ll probably remember his name until I die, but his “legend” won’t outlive my generation.


  17. on July 3, 2008 at 8:19 pm adam

    Rusty, I came close. I think my bill was for $3,600. It was a few months ago, but I think that was the number he came up with for whatever infraction he invented.


  18. on July 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm AlKilyu

    No Nicky will never be forgotten.

    As long as people get together and love to talk about something to laugh at, he will be there. Like the Candyman.

    Can you picture a convention where everyone gets together and agrees on the one person they all hate?


  19. on July 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm Rusty

    You “place” at number two. ETT “shows” with four invoices within two days for $500 each, totaling $2000. Jenny comes in fourth, with two $900 invoices, for a total of $1800.

    Did you save the email, Adam? I’d love to see it.


  20. on July 3, 2008 at 9:05 pm adam

    Let me dig through the email folders and see if I can find it.


  21. on July 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm adam

    Sorry, Rusty, I was wrong. It was only $2,000. (not sure where I pulled $3,600 from)

    “Amount:
    $2,000.00 USD
    Status:
    Canceled
    Date Canceled:
    Feb. 23, 2008

    Subject:
    since you trashed my books you fucking fag”

    If memory serves it was because I gave a bad review to Storms of the Armageddon on GoodReads. He had posted sample chapters at Lulu and I tried to read it after hearing all about him. That was a mistake. I rated it accordingly.


  22. on July 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm Kody Boye

    lol at Phoenix. XD


  23. on July 4, 2008 at 9:10 am Jenny

    I did complain to Paypal. They didn’t do anything except advise me to block his e-mail address. Big help.


  24. on July 4, 2008 at 11:18 am Sabledrake

    So at $1600, I place fifth? Heyyyy, not too shabby!


  25. on July 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm Karen

    Mine were $2,500.00 x 3 for a total of $75,000.00.

    Beat that, I dare ya!


  26. on July 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm Karen

    $7,500.00, rather. Darn decimal.


  27. on July 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm Rusty

    I bow down in homage to you, Karen. You win. May I be a minion? Please, please, pretty please? I promise to wreak havok.


  28. on July 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm Karen

    And I promise not to do your accounting. Oi!


  29. on July 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm Rusty

    Yeah, I’ve got some serious dirt under my fingernails. Of course, that could be from gardening . . .

    (It’s a Jersey joke)


  30. on July 5, 2008 at 12:20 am Sabledrake

    Karen wins!


  31. on July 5, 2008 at 5:11 am Karen

    I feel special.


  32. on July 5, 2008 at 11:22 am Mike Brendan

    We just won’t say how special… ;)



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