Nicky’s latest screed sounds like a broken record for the first half, or at least one that’s been gathering dust so long, that nothing will remove the old snaps and crackles.
I guess you assholes take turns snorting The Rusty Nail’s dead brother’s ashes . . .
He got that from a joke Keith Richards once told. It’s hardly original.
It’s bad enough you went pirating one of my books, then you went to burn every book I have — I got the royalities from them too, don’t you fucks feel stupid, I still got the money from it.
If he’d gotten any royalties from it, he wouldn’t have been whining so much. The fact is, the burned books were promotional giveaways that he paid to have printed.
It’s not like I had sex with your wife . . .
No, it’s not. Fantasize much, Nickypoo?
I guess Angry In Illinois got pissed at the fact they couldn’t smear my name in Chicago . . .
Well, that’s only because he doesn’t have a name in Chicago.
Rusty Nail you better hope to god I don’t meet you in person for this one because I will be meeting your headlights on the car with a fucking baseball bat then I am smashing your computer one part at a time or better yet — charge a $5 a smash on your computer.
He thinks he’s going to get within 100 yards of my house, let alone be let in and escorted to my computer? He’d pee himself, if greeted with a gun.
Mon petit chou-fleur, the police station is just up the road. They’d be here in no time if anyone reported a greasy slimeball with a baseball bat hanging around the neighborhood.
What, pray tell, does Nicky hope to accomplish by smashing a computer? And he wants to charge me money for the privelege of destroying my property? Delusional much, Nicky?
Does he really think that everyone only has access to one computer? But, smashing one’s enough to land him in jail.
In Nicky world, smashing a computer condemns one to a fate worse than heck. And only Nicky logic works that way.
In the REAL world, Nicky would pee himself if greeted with a closed fist.
Hell, Nicky would pee himself if greeted with anything less than abject fear. He’s a chicken-shit, plain and simple.
I think he means like when you get three swings for a dollah to smash up the crappy old demolition derby car. Not that you’d pay him, but that he could charge other people for the privilege. The idea, if it really did work the way he seems to think, in that destruction of the computer would mean no more writing and no more internetz ever for that person, could be a real money-maker if it was HIS computer …
http://devils-childe.deviantart.com/journal/
Somehow I think Nick would piss himself (and get his ass kicked) playing Whack-A-Mole…..
*readies her cast iron skillet*
*Swings*
And it’s a home run! Nicky is running for it!
And he’s headed for home!
Quick! Lock the basement door!
You can’t pay for this kind of entertainment.
Nicky’s DevArt. Click on his “activity” link, then go to the people’s DAs on which he’s been leaving comments. They’re priceless.
It says that he left me a comment, but when I went to look, it was gone.
I guess he chickened out.
Nope, I just looked in the wrong spot. It’s there. He’s cruising for a bruising.
‘Rusty Nail you better hope to god I don’t meet you in person for this one because I will be meeting your headlights on the car with a fucking baseball bat’
Meeting? As in head on?
OK, to me that sounds like he is challenging Rusty to a duel. His baseball bat, versus a car.
I’m going for the car on this one.
VVVRRRROOOOOM! VRRRRRRRROOOOOM!
What the fuck is it worth to all of you that I get an anthology out there or not — Koehler you have your anthologies, don’t get in the way of mine. Fucking e-pirating sack of shit — are you willing to take a lie detector test about stealing one of my books?
How much is killing a publishing company worth to you? I am taking bribes but I am using that bribe money to get ISBNS for the other anthologies.
As in you pay me $500.00 a piece and maybe start another company with it just to piss you off all the more. The fact I get disability burns you more because I do get published, and at the same time I am telling you bastards to shut up in the process. Let me publish my anthologies in piece. Just because I hate all of you does that give you a fucking reason to go destroying everything I worked for in the past four years.
Way to go, honey. Admit on a public blog that you’re soliciting bribes. The cops will love that.
By the way, what exactly is it that you’re soliciting bribes from us for? I mean, what do we get in return for our money?
Protection from your merry band of e-thugs?
. . . doesn’t mean the feeling’s mutual. You’re way too contemptuous to hate.
‘How much is killing a publishing company worth to you? I am taking bribes but I am using that bribe money to get ISBNS for the other anthologies.’
That’s a threat right there. A completely impotent one, but still a threat.
ISBNS = IS STILL BULLSHITTING NICK STUPID.
“Let me publish my anthologies in piece.”
One chapter at a time baby!
Nicky, have you paid all the writers from your earlier anthologies? Because that should really be Job One for a publisher.
The fact I get disability burns you more because I do get published
No, it only “burns” people because you’re LYING about being disabled. It’s also your only income every month, since this imaginary writing “career” that nobody but you thinks you have surely isn’t bringing in the big bucks you’ve deluded yourself to thinking you’re somehow entitled to.
No, it only “burns” people because you’re LYING about being disabled
I disagree with this. Quite frankly, if his real life behavior is one-half as inappropriate as his online behavior, it’s clear that he’s far too mentally ill to hold a job.
I say this not out of compassion for him, but out of compassion for the supervisors and co-workers who would be forced to deal with him if he weren’t on SSI.
You let Tabloid Purposes be, I will let you all be. Fuck with my projects I fuck with you. Not one chapter at a time you pirating fuck — I publish them as an entire book and let people buy the book legitimately then I will stop saying you assholes download pirated movies.
Wow, Nick. You sure told us.
Nick, the day you put out a quality product will be the day the pilot light in Hell goes out.
let people buy the book legitimately
As if that ever happens. Remember the time that he objected to someone’s Lulu review by saying “You didn’t buy the book!” and when the person responded “Did too!” he said “No way I know who bought it” and it turned out to have had one sale?
Good times, good times.
Nicky boy, you fail to understand that I couldn’t give a shit less if you accuse me of pirating movies or books or whatever else. The one chapter at a time comment was not to imply that you couldn’t produce an entire piece of shit all at once, it was simply pointing out your inability to recognize the difference between “piece” and “peace.”
On that note, peace out.
Adam
I remember something like that, Jupiter, on Good Reads. Someone going by “Anne” tricked him into sending her a screen shot of his one sale from his Lulu storefront. That was phenomenal.
Did something similar happen on the Lulu forum?
When is Nicky going to realize that self-publishing is not publishing. Self-publishing is merely printing. There is a big difference between being published and being printed.
Nick, being published requires a real publisher.
Being printed any fool can do as long as they have some spare cash. WHich means it is NOT professional.
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I feel like I am repeating myself?
Rusty, I think I was slightly misremembering the Goodreads incident; the name Anne seems familiar.
But, yes, the “I KNOW YOU DIDN’T BUY THIS BECAUSE ONLY ONE PERSON BOUGHT IT” was such an epic fail.
yes it was, Jupiter.
Meanwhile, Dagstine is a packrat: http://www.silverthought.com/forum/index.php?topic=2117.0
Some of you need a kick square in the balls.
Aw, Nicky. That’s what athletic cups are for. It’s baseball season. Not that your steel-toed pink bunny slippers could do much damage, anyway . . .
Jesus the Jew, does this man not END?!
Well we know you’re too short to do it, Nicky…
I haven’t got balls. At least, not physically.
And why do I feel a wind of unbearably hot air everytime I read a Daggy post?
LOL. I wonder if Nicky will blog about me after you approve my comment, Rusty. I can always use more fans!
And as to your lack of balls, Louise, women have mental penises. Natallie Sin over on Graveside told me so. Yours most be twenty-four inches.
My penis is over thirty thousand miles long. But most of that’s in the fourth dimension.
Whatever you say, Nicky kid.
I’m doing the kicking, Pacione is receiving the kick.
“Jerrod I am beginning to think you go around buying e-books so you can bit torrent them too. Fuck your company man — I will take no mind in kicking your poser ass from here to St. Louis”
Sounds like a date
I’m only a few hours away from you. When would you like me to show up?
Still on Walleye Road?
It’s about time Nicky began to think. Pity he can’t think of anything rational to think about. Not that anyone cares what he thinks, as long as he entertains us by spazzing out periodically.
Women have ‘attack ovaries’ according to Warren Ellis in Transmetropolitan.
LOL Thanks, Kody.
As for Mr. Pacione in a battle of street brawn with Jerrod… *ahem* I would love to see that, however I doubt Mr. Pacione would show up.
I complained about his post before I went ballistic over at DA, and I got this reply:
$y2jenn:icony2jenn: 8 hours 16 minutes ago
I’ve reviewed this and it appears that this particular situation is not quite severe enough to require any administrative action. I highly suggest the both of you cease communication. At this point you both are responsible for what is being said on both pages.
–
Jenn Lee
Help Desk/CEA Representative
Community Development
deviantART, Inc.
“I wonder what it’s like to be a super hero…”
Janrae: Your DA page?
I see he’s threating to exorty AngryInIllinois already.
Nicky is a great litmus test for websites. How he is dealt with says a LOT about how a website is run.
Think about that… I R DEEP
Really, where COULD he work that anyone would want him to?
http://cussedness.deviantart.com/
As always, I go under cussedness.
As for Mr. Pacione in a battle of street brawn with Jerrod… *ahem* I would love to see that, however I doubt Mr. Pacione would show up.
He’d have Nessie pimp Bigfoot out to him, LOL!