ETT linked to the I.O.W.A. review, hosted at DeviantArt by AngryInIllinois.
The author, “Dean”, is an overworked gothic writer with a factory worker’s background.
Overworked? Maybe his imagination, but not his body. The hero, Dean, naturally is Nicky’s alter-ego. Say it with me, people: Mary Sue.
Basically “Dean” is rabidly punching away at his typewriter while Lenore and his friend Brian ask him if he wants lunch, and after telling them they go and get him a roast beef sandwich and a Coke.
Knowing how Nicky likes his meat, I’m surprised he didn’t ask for the sandwich “nice and bloody.”
So there is Lenore, the Raven, and Poe’s name which is mentioned over and over. Rod Sterling and the Twilight Zone are mentioned, of course, as is every town he (Nicky) has ever lived.
Gotta get in those literary and pop culture references, even if they serve no purpose, right?
. . . out of nowhere someone just asks Lenore about an abortion she had. This apparently gets Dean in the mood because he then gets the idea to take her out on a date. Not just any date, but a movie that is actually a documentry on how Chicago is haunted.
Discussions of abortion always make me hot to go see a documentary.
Dean must not drive, because they walk around downtown Elgin. I had to laugh that while he was kind enough to give Dean something he can’t have, a woman, he forgot to give him the ability to drive and own a car.
And here I thought Nicky’s favorite mode of transportation was a tricycle. What I want to know is why the lovely wife, Lenore, doesn’t have a driver’s license.
His friend brings up her having an abortion, apparently a hobby of her family’s, and rather than make her feel better he makes her walk to a movie with him that she didn’t ask to see and along the way grills her about abortions. Some date.
Indeed.
I give it one out of four fetuses.
Bwahaha!
Go snort your dead brother.
And Nickolaus, King of the Tards, logs in to accuse us of Nazism and piracy in … 3 … 2 … 1 …
He’s so original, haven’t heard the snort your brother line since, oh his last post. Someone get him a thesaurus.
Sounds like another Pacione piece of crap to me.
It clearly shows that Nicky knows about the same about how real couples date as he does about quality writing, which is nothing whatsoever.
That’s highly original, Nicky. You left ETT the same remark.
You stole that material from a Keith Richards joke. Fess up, Gerbil Boi.
Ok that whole thing is hilarious, from the shitty story to the review, to Nicky screaming like a rabid monkey everywhere. 100% LULZ.
However, Nicky just threatened Rusty over at his blog:
“Rusty Nail you better hope to god I don’t meet you in person for this one because I will be meeting your headlights on the car with a fucking baseball bat then I am smashing your computer one part at a time or better yet — charge a $5 a smash on your computer.”
Now it’s your choice, but I think these two (him and Lawrence) need to be reported to the police. Lawrence of course, claimed to have gone to your house like the dumbshit that he is. Whether he did it who knows (I doubt it since he is about as spineless as Nicky) but he claimed he did, and the two dumbshits went too far using their own words to incriminate themselves, serving you their balls and their freedom on a platter.
Does he even have the strength to lift a bat? I have no doubt my 12 year old niece could kick his ass.
Nothing to worry about. He’ll giggle like a little girl and run away, like he always does. Poor, sad, pathetic little Nick.
Little Nicky is a coward. And a cry baby too…
I forgot to mention that downtown Elgin’s not exactly an easy place to walk around. As long as you stay on one side or the other of the highway and walk strip mall to strip mall, or from the Subway to the Quiznos, it can be done. Heaven forbid you have to cross the main N-S highway, though. It can be a death match.
There’s a nice tree-lined residential section at the north end, but it’s nowhere near a movie theater.
Sorry, Nickypoo — I’m very familiar with Elgin.
Hey now, none of that “Mary Sue” talk … us fanficcers don’t want to be associated with the likes of HIM!!! We have SOME standards after all!
Go snort your dead brother.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PLANET, YOU SICK, DISGUSTING FUCK. How THE FUCK could someone, ANYONE, tell that to someone who’s lost a family remember?
You deserve EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FLAME, ATTACK OR TARGET at your SORRY, WHINEY, PATHETIC ASS. I can’t even BEGIN to describe the malice I feel toward you.
As for you, Nickolaus; go snort whatever the hell fucked you up. Maybe it might make you normal again.
To Rusty, I’m so sorry for his comment. As to the above, I think it’s self-explanatory. I’m bound to go batshit on ANYONE who posts such a remark to someone who just lost a family member.
Read the full review. What a turgid sounding story. To think Poe has to get mentioned around this dickbag. Ergh.
He’s like those baby dolls that were popular in the 1970s. You know, you pull the string and they say the same thing over and over.
*pulls nicky’s string*
eeerrrrrkkkkk
“You’re going to hell, you fag.”
eeerrrrkkkkkk
“You think book burning is funny? You’re like Hitler.”
eeerrrrkkkkk
“Go fuck yourself. Why are you stifling my career? Go fuck yourself.”
(Apologies for correct spelling. Very unrealistic.)
He’s a Chatty Cathy doll on crack
Kody step off frecnch fried faggot, what if someone stole one of your stories and did that. I want to see you burn my books you queer that would give me every reason in the fucking world to start burning sin flags. You fuckers have no fucking right to review that story, it is not even finished yet.
Every sin flag I see burned it will be targeted at you. I relate more to A.J. McKinney and it makes me sick that you fucks put Matt Sheppard on the fucking cross like he’s your fucking Messiah. You want to threaten my work and threaten my career little boy, fine you fucking with the big boys and your little drop out ass can’t handle this shit. Matt Shepard Did Not Die for your SINS, the fuck is burning in hell somewhere because he’s an Anal Inflected Death Sentence.
You want to see homophobia, you’re just Another Infected Dick Sucker. This bitch is a yellow journalist who gets off on snorting her dead relatives. How abouit this Little Boy learn a little respect of your elders bitch. I have no respect for these assholes who go around stealing work that isn’t even halfway done. What if that was your work? Motherfucker, you want disgusting I laugh every time I see one of your sacred flags burned.
I won’t burn them myself just laugh when another abomination rag burns them and that is another reason I voted Republican. If you shut the fuck up and listen to what the fuck I am saying instead of these fucking liars, then maybe I might have some sales instead of you cocksuckers stealing every damn copy of every book I published.
I haven’t even started on each of you, stealing my work is one thing burning my work is another — stalking my family; that’s war.
Calling me a fucking Nazi for what because I subscribe to Conservatism and voted for this president for another four years in ‘04. Come on mother fucker now you want to take a swing at me — go ahead, I’ve heard them all before including get off this planet. This is the United Fucking States you pieces of shit. The very fact you spread the most lies about me to the point that Preditors & Ediitors even fucking believes them.
Rusty — you done fucking your brother yet? I guess not because ExposeTheTard is still stealing everying I produced from stories to photography. Boye answer that you fucking cocksucker, what if that was your fucking work they were stealing like assholes. No one deserves that, even my work needs to have its copyright honored. You FAGS accused me wrongfully of plagiarism, the very fact you tried to convince friends of this but the truth is, WE’RE STILL FRIENDS.
Step off you faggots, let me finish the damn story and get it published then just maybe if you’re not cheap you spend the money and burn the magazine it appears in. Either way I am getting your money you cocksuckers.
You’re not going to go far in this business Boye — you lack the education and stupid enough to drop out. Your future, all you going to do is flip burgers.
What the fuck are all of you — thought police just because I have a right leaning opinion and a very strong opinion that doesn’t make me a goddamned criminal. The problem with this business are that too many Sodomites run the show.
The only reason I haven’t gone video yet is because I am saving it for something big and do you think I want to waste my fucking batteries on each of you losers? No.
No, Nickypoo. Nobody called you that, but it is what you call everyone to whom you happen to take a dislike, which is . . . everyone.
I’ll suspend belief for a moment and pretend you actually have a friend or two. I wouldn’t know who any of them are, and personally don’t care, but I can assign them names in my mind: Nutsack, and Schlong.
P.S. The comments at ETT are getting really good.
‘Step off you faggots, let me finish the damn story and get it published then just maybe if you’re not cheap you spend the money and burn the magazine it appears in. Either way I am getting your money you cocksuckers.’
What way? You beg to have it published and bought, but none here would waste the money on you. There’s no other way. You’ll get what you deserve – nothing.
Oh, and flipping burgers is a job. An actual job. Why don’t you try it?
Do you think at all? No.
I hear you give good head though.
Willing to bet your blog against Tabloid Purposes V. I got it out there — I want video apology from every single one of you, and especially preditors and editors.
Hard cover release date for V is September 11, 2008. Now you can call me a sick fuck — September 11, 2008 is the release date.
“you lack the education and stupid enough to drop out.”
You’re one to talk Nick. What’s your IQ, 90? 60? 2?
None of us have any affiliation with Preditors & Editors. And you still haven’t paid all your contributors, have you?
And yet another worthless bet of yours, offering crap as collateral against gold. You never learn, do you Nicky?
Dipshit, you admitted just a few days ago that you’re less than 2/3 of the way to your page count for TPV. You’re over 100 pages worth of submissions short of your stated goal of 270 pages. School’s out for the summer — where are you going to find victims this time of year?
It’s always about you and your demands isn’t it? You have no negotiation skills whatsoever. You don’t just demand what you can’t have. It makes you look petulant.
Besides, you can’t have my blog, and you can’t have my domain. Remember, the legal team at my web host basically told you to fuck off? The folks at WordPress basically told you to fuck off, as well.
“How abouit this Little Boy learn a little respect of your elders bitch.”
Respect is something one gives, not demands.
Rusty, don’t confuse the Tard-o-King with facts. It makes the mooshy parts of what’s left of his brain slosh around in his skull.
Zombie milkshake?
More like a smoothie, but I don’t think any self-respecting would stoop that low (figuratively and literally) to drink from that wellspring.
Wait, what kind of a “bet” revolves around a “release date” from Lulu.com?
That’s not a “release date”–that’s an upload date. Wow, big deal if you manage to upload your half-empty anthology to a self-publisher by a certain date.
Actually, it is probably a “big deal” for you, given your abject FAIL at both technology and writing. But for the rest of humanity, it’s a dawdle.
Nick’s stuff reads really badly, like a 12 year old.
And Nick, you are educated? Your writing indicates otherwise.
I will have a full anthology by then. Pluvis — I will have an ISBN by the end of the year for it. so you still want to keep sabotaging every project?
Oh, Nicky . . . you made it onto sf_drama today. Congratulations. Now that you lost all four of your remaining LJ accounts for a flagrant TOS violation, and the post is locked, you can’t even read what the lovely folks there are saying about you. But I can.
An ISBN by the end of the year.
Step back everyone! Nick’s an achiever. With his publishing skills he can secure an ISBN in under seven months!
Oh, and Nick, you want a video apology from me?
Fine. You can have it. I promise you that I will give you a video apology exactly fifteen minutes after you go on video and surrender your anal and oral virginity to a burly middle-aged man with a Ron Jeremy moustache and a set of plumber’s overalls. The more sincere your performance is, the more sincere my performance will be.
Super Mario fetish, Phil? Can Pookie be dressed as Princess Peach?
I just got my webcam. Well, I have had it for a few weeks now but have not yet set it up. I will do that today and Nicky can listen to my words and weep.
He’d have to be in a mushroom costume, actually, wouldn’t he? That way, while the man in the overalls grinds away, Nick could say “Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!”
It could be almost as revoltingly hilarious as swap.avi.
Damn.
And I wanted to see the sf_drama post…
..but I’m having enough drama fun since Teeny Weeny Peenie is attempting to “intimidate” me on my own DA journal.
Senor Pequito Pecker is ripping his greasy hair out just trying to figure out if I’m a boy or a girl, so he can decide on either “fag” or “dyke.”
hehehehehehe….
Me so evil sometimes!
*hugs Devil’s Child*
You’re a good kid, Child. The devilishly delightful kind.
If he leaves you enough comments, he’ll eventually call you both things, DC.
I will have a full anthology by then. Pluvis — I will have an ISBN by the end of the year for it. so you still want to keep sabotaging every project?
Why on Earth would you have to wait until the end of the year to get an ISBN? You can buy one right now.
“Sabotaging every project”?!? You sabotage your own projects just fine on your own. Good luck meeting your self-imposed upload deadline by September, or October, or “the end of the year”–you’ve given three different “deadlines” on this blog alone.
I’m proud to be a dykefag brothersnortin’ motherfucker pissblogger!
Empress?
It costs $125 for a single ISBN, $245 for a block. Why would it take one YEAR to pay for these? If you can’t produce a little over a hundred dollars within one YEAR, I feel nothing but pity for you. I can make that in a day on my writing.
Karen, the first thing I did was buy a block of isbns from Bowker. He’s an idiot. And if he means a lulu isbn, they are only about $30.
So it takes him a year to afford $30 for an isbn from lulu?
That raises the question of how long it’s going to take him to pay back his cousins for that computer they bought him back in January. Even if they bought him an underpowered el-cheapo, it’s still a few hundred dollars.
“So it takes him a year to afford $30 for an isbn from lulu?”
Apparently!
Well it seems strangely appropriate to scale, given he only seems to crank out less than 60 words a day.
And he thinks $25 is a “big payday” for an author (check out his comments at DA — Devils-Childe, I think). He’s paid maybe a handful of authors over the years, and I’ve only seen him promise one of them more than that.
I just committed a bit of subterfuge on Devils-Childe.
“I just committed a bit of subterfuge on Devils-Childe.”
Hmmm.. sounds rather kinky there, Cuss!
Always.
Hey assholes who’s story you’re stealing? That’s my rightful work you fuckers broke the law by stealing a story not even finished. What if that was your work they did that too, you actively took turns taking a piss on it. You might as well showed up on someone’s lawn dressed like KKK — you assholes did the same fucking thing as those assholes who rammed airplanes into the World Trade Center. Mike — I will take you on that fight and this will be a fight to the death for that work.
Nicky, Nicky. Homophobic, racist, gender-biased mentally deficient little girl trapped in a gerbil’s body.
Going after teenagers, still? Aren’t you being a bit harsh? You almost sound like a jilted lover. We all know Kody has far more talent, more personality, more love and more brains than you, not to mention more taste. In fact, Kody is 110% more man than you are, princess peaches.
Just seen on ETT that Nicky challenged Mike ‘Brennan’ (seriously, still?) to a fist fight for the rights on IOWA.
Well that’s a lose-lose situation.
Win the fight and that shitty tale is yours. Ewww.
Somehow find a way to lose, hoping of course Nicky doesn’t give himself a heart attack swinging his limp-wristed fists about, and hand him something to brag on.
But just love the sheer stupidity of challenging people to fights and bribes about things they couldn’t give a shit over.
Hey, his comment (No 56) just popped up afer I posted!
Wow, now he has the KKK on his rancid little brain.
Honestly, you demented twat, why would anyone fight you to the death for your ramblings?
And for the last time, no one has stolen your story, it was a REVIEW!
No, Peaches, you gave it away to someone, as a WIP. Boneheaded move, if you ask me, but all the lulzier for us.
Now calm down, Nicky. Bear these things in mind:
* You can’t copywrite something that hasn’t been written.
* Nobody stole your damn story.
* Your stories are not worth the electrons it requires for you to type and save them.
* Three months worth of effort doesn’t count toward quality. All it means is that you cranked out a whopping 57 words a day, on average. This comment is longer than that, even without the html tags.
* We are your fans — your only fans.
* Without us, nobody would read your crap.
* You have no professional career, as a writer, editor, publisher, photographer, band promoter, or anything else. If mooch counts as a career, I’ll concede you that.
* Not even your own family takes your writing seriously. Your mother said so on the phone call to someone.
Sorry about that, Git. He’s on automatic moderation; I had to approve it after I got home from work.
Yeah, like I’m gonna be scared by him. Ever. Don’t think so Nicky. Go ahead and do your worst. Not like you have the money to leave your little podunk town.
Not even your own family takes your writing seriously.
QFT.
Although I wonder why they haven’t outright told Nicky to give it up and actually find something else to do…oh, right, he wouldn’t listen.
you assholes did the same fucking thing as those assholes who rammed airplanes into the World Trade Center
Wow, even they mocked your writing? Gee, I didn’t think most of them spoke very good Engli
OH WAI
Can it be considered stealing when the story in question has no worth?
Kody step off frecnch fried faggot, what if someone stole one of your stories and did that. I want to see you burn my books you queer that would give me every reason in the fucking world to start burning sin flags. You fuckers have no fucking right to review that story, it is not even finished yet.
That’s ‘French,’ Nickolaus. And as to someone stealing a story, I don’t see how they stole it. They posted segments under the fair use copyright law and pointed out flaws.
As to me burning your books, I wouldn’t waste the money on them in the first place.
And one question. If the story’s not finish, why post it on the internet, especially in an unedited form?
Every sin flag I see burned it will be targeted at you. I relate more to A.J. McKinney and it makes me sick that you fucks put Matt Sheppard on the fucking cross like he’s your fucking Messiah. You want to threaten my work and threaten my career little boy, fine you fucking with the big boys and your little drop out ass can’t handle this shit. Matt Shepard Did Not Die for your SINS, the fuck is burning in hell somewhere because he’s an Anal Inflected Death Sentence.
I assume this is directed toward me. As to Matthew Sheppard being pinned to a cross (which I don’t even know how this relates to me,) he wasn’t pinned to a cross; he was brutally beaten, left for dead in the chill of the autumn, and then died from a comma.
‘Little boy?’ ‘Drop Out Ass?’
Are you trying to call me things I’m not? Why, Nickolaus! I’m offended! For one, I didn’t drop out of high school; I’m taking my GED and then GOING TO COLLEGE. How is that DROPPING OUT?
How abouit this Little Boy learn a little respect of your elders bitch.
I DO respect people, Nickolaus. Although if someone’s being a narcissisitc, racist, BIGOTED asshole, I’m bound to get pissed off. And thanks for the bitch comment; I’m glad I still got it.
Boye answer that you fucking cocksucker, what if that was your fucking work they were stealing like assholes.
And you know I’m gay/suck cock HOW? Were YOU the nice man who gave me ten dollars? THank you, Nickolaus!
As to people stealing my work, no one has. And the people who are ’stealing’ your work aren’t really stealing. And comparing my writing to yours, they’d be most likely to steal mine than yours, so don’t worry about your writing getting stolen.
You’re not going to go far in this business Boye — you lack the education and stupid enough to drop out. Your future, all you going to do is flip burgers.
Hey; at least if I end up flipping burgers WHILE I’M GOING TO COLLEGE, at least I have a job. Can you say the same?
Oh, and by the way. I think I have enough education to know how to spell correctly and remember to leave the words in. : )
Mike Brendan
“you lack the education and stupid enough to drop out.”
You’re one to talk Nick. What’s your IQ, 90? 60? 2?
Hey hey Mr. Brendan!
I don’t know what my IQ is, so who knows; my IQ COULD be low… lol.
Mel
Going after teenagers, still? Aren’t you being a bit harsh? You almost sound like a jilted lover. We all know Kody has far more talent, more personality, more love and more brains than you, not to mention more taste. In fact, Kody is 110% more man than you are, princess peaches.
lol, Mel. I can has yur chezburgr to u in 10 minuts.
As to Nickolaus being harsh, it doesn’t bother me. I let my writing speak for itself, and I think it speaks volumes above what most other ‘wannabe’ authors’ work. I may not have been paid/accepted payment from publishers yet, but I have things in the works. I fear that my haters’ minds might explode when they understand what will happen, lol.
Talent – I suppose
Personality – You got it, girlfriend! Put some hot sauce on that burrito and call it bacon!
Brains – I mean, I have a friend who’s a zombie; gotta help him out often.
Taste – I obviously WOULD NOT mention hot sauce and bacon if I had no taste, lol.
BUT OMG PLEASE DON’T CALL NICKOLAUS PRINCESS PEACH AND RUIN HER. I like Princess Peach; she’s amazing. <3
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On a final note, I want to add something. Even if I WAS gay, what business of it is yours? Unless I’m blowing you behind KFC for $1.99 or unless I’m fucking you, it’s NONE of your business. Now, I know I might have overcharged you those last few nights, but it’s negotiable. I gave you the fifty dollar gift card to Wendy’s.
As to my ‘not going far in this business.’ Ummm… Have you checked my biblio lately? Have you checked how many views my posts on the Permtued Press forums has? Have you checked my website and seen that I have had a novella collection picked up? Have you checked the fact that I have 20 pages on Google that all lead to positive things toward my name?
Trust me; I WOULD NOT have targeted you in such a harsh manner had you not targeted Rusty’s passed sibling. People have been LENIENT on you. You’re lucky you’re not in a straight jacket yet, or in prison. Stalking, death threats, rude emails and disturbing the peace are all crimes.
And EVERYONE knows that I have tried to help you in the past, saying that you need to get some proper medical treatment or to just cool off, take a step back from everything for a little while.
So, in conclusion, remember this; when I’m being picked up by publishers back and forth, remember the person who backed out of something for the good of his career. Remember the person who tried to help you when you most obviously needed help. And remember the person who stood up for other people whom he didn’t even know.
Remember the last name Boye.
Because no one will remember the name Pacione.
No I would rather be having your 25 year old sister blowing me. Sorry I am not a queer so kindly, go fuck a steer. It isn’t even up on the fucking intenet you fucking QUEER. You faggots are posting it up without my permission.
You want to bet your whole damn career on that Kody?
Bravo, Kody! Excellent post and points well made.
:: seconds Janrae ::
Well first off if you guys would learn how to critique something it might help the piece not sound like a 12 year old wrote it. Further more, telling someone to snort their dead brother is just rude and ignorant on so many levels. this is all just a bunch of baby bull shit. it sickens me to read it. You guys all need to grow up and act your age, and not like little babies.
By the way, did anyone here actually invoke Matthew Sheppard before Nick brought him up? I’m pretty sure no-one did.
Nick brought him up. No one else did. I admit to being a bit startled when he did it. All I can think is that someone else has been pointing it out to him.
Bringing up a person’s death, especially Matthew Sheppard’s, for personal gain is the biggest fuck you you could give the person. Sheppard was attacked by several people and then left to die out in the cold. He WOULD’VE died had someone not found his body. Then he dies in a coma, and Nickolaus brings up his death like this?
Matthew Sheppard DID NOT die because he was gay (and if anyone can explain to me HOW you can die from being gay, I’d really love to hear it.) Matthew Sheppard died because SOMEONE KILLED HIM.
I’d also like to add that I’m SO HAPPY I finally got to be able to use my KFC joke, LOL!
Wow, Nick, like obsess much over homosexuality?
Well, we all need our hobbies…
He’s got a fever! And the only cure is… more buttsecks!
Of the Samwell kind, of course!
Yes, Peaches PaciPWNED seems to have gotten one of the Westboro Baptist Church (a/k/a “Fred Phelps’s Crazy Hate Brigade”) tracts up his ass.
The amazing thing is that he manages to make their ignorant, ridiculous slurs EVEN STUPIDER with his misspelled manglings of them.
He does OK with “sin flags” but he gets something wrong in each of the others.
The only “sins” that caused Matthew Shepard’s death, Peaches, were the sins of rage, intolerance, and violence. Murder is one of the BIG TEN, not just something Paul of Tarsus nattered on about.
You know what else Paul of Tarsus condemns in the exact same breath as he condemns teh ghey? Let’s take a look at this, shall we:
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Okay. So even if we think that old Paul had the inside track–dude, you’re in equal trouble, being “covetous” and a “reviler” (also rendered “the rageful” in the NSV).
And you’re all over the “extortioner” bit, what with your crazy PayPal antics.
Face it, dude. You FAIL at being a Christian, what with your concern over the mote in your brother’s eye and your spectacular ignorance over the beam–which is the size of a fucking barn joist–in your own. And that’s not failing by Paul’s standards; that’s failing by JESUS’ standards.
Don’t forget he had a child out of wedlock, which is fornication; he stole that Nat’l Geographic picture, the Alien autopsy picture and however many others he lifted for his ugly covers, which makes him a thief; and based on at least one of his videos, he’s a drunkard.
Well I for one hope that the Almighty is a bit lenient for the drunkard thing. More so since I discovered the joy of the Black Velvet (Guiness + Woodchuck cider).
“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.” — Ben Franklin.
Nicky isn’t queer? Prove it by showing us pictures and/or video of you with a woman.
Explain how you can go ten years without one, and the whole time you make really really gay comments dozens of times on a daily basis.
That’s only fair. You accuse everyone else of being gay, prove you aren’t and explain why the last girl you dated (dated NOT = some chick you talked to on the net) was your babymomma in THE LAST CENTURY.
SirOtter, you’re absolutely right.
And as for “effeminate”–well, who has a squeaky gerbil voice? N-I-C K-E-Y Pacio-o-ne.
If I recall my theology correctly, wasn’t Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah and Zeboim condemned not for a specific sexual deviance like homosexuality but because they were forcing visitors to have non-consensual sex?
Correct me, someone, if I’m mistaken.
Mike, a proper “Black Velvet” is Guinness and CHAMPAGNE.
It’s gensis, chapter 19. And I just read it and could not find any reference to what their sin was.
There are other mentions of their sin and it seemed they were a bunch of shitty people.
The sexual deviancy angle came in later, I think simply because of the story of the destruction itself.
Oh, I know. They sat around writing shit stories and when the other cities laughed they sent them hate mail (they etched foul language on stone tablets and hurled them at people, so back then it was very serious).
Thous shall not steal
Thou shall not bear false witness
Thou shalt love your neighbour as yourself
3 commandents for Nicky for think about.
None about about being gay.
Well Jupiter, that’s what the place in Atlanta called it. All I know is that it’s mighty tasty.
Guinness and cider is delicious, I agree. But Guinness and Champagne…just amazing.
lol, I didn’t see your last comment, Nickolaus. Apparently, it didn’t come up.
Yes, I WOULD like to bet my career on that. At least I have one.
No I would rather be having your 25 year old sister blowing me. Sorry I am not a queer so kindly, go fuck a steer. It isn’t even up on the fucking intenet you fucking QUEER. You faggots are posting it up without my permission.
I suppose this is directed to me as well. I don’t have a sister, for one. And for two, I’m not into bestiality.
As to the story not being on the internet, how did it get into the hands of the reviewer? Did you send it to him? I didn’t see anywhere in the review where the origin of the review started, but if the person had obviously read the story, one of two things happened. You posted it online somewhere (like WritersCafe,) or you sent it to him yourself.