As we all know by now, sf_drama loves a bit of Nicktard wank every once in a while. I think la_asianloco is one of my favorite people there, but nothing tops the following. I have icon envy for veryunseemly.
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![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} veryunseemly2008-06-08 06:42 am UTC (link)  |
| Here’s a bit of the PM Little Nicky sent me a few weeks ago. It was like four pages long, so I won’t post it all:
I am a notorious smart ass who even has disgusting comebacks, the more disgusting they get the more pissed off they get. I’ve been the subject of asshole slash writers pairing me up with some pop star I don’t give two shits about. I know what I am doing as a writer, and yes this is will piss a lot of people off in the process knowing this. They try to dismiss me as some hack when I sold to a couple paying mags here and there The most recent youtube.com video I do talk very candidly about An Eye In Shadows [The Book he "wrote" and self-published about how everyone is mean to him]. Even the vidoes are a snapshot but the ones who one star rate them are the ones who are the people who would rather convince people that the lie about me is the truth. my books been set fire and loaded up on youtube.com by a bunch of Nazi emulating idiots. That site you mentioned also encourages people to write libelous stories and pass them off as valid journalism. One thing about them is they refuse to check their sources. When I sold stories to different magazines, that was the thing that got these naysayers pissed off all the more because I am becoming more valid by the day. The book that I wrote, it was supposed to help people understand the reason I wrote the first short story collection because the book is extremely abstract in nature. I am in the crosshairs often because I am speaking the truth and refuse to play by the rules of the industry. I will post my statement here for those assholes who are trying to discredit me in anyway as a writer. I will get a lot of assholes who like to try but fail miserably. I heard the term blacklisted in the industry a few times but I don’t see myself as getting blacklisted. There is always going to be an audience for what I write, and there are always going to be the morons who go out of their way to try to ruin it for people who might enjoy what I have to offer. I also self-published an anthology by a cast of talented authors, and a collection of short stories. Some of you know of this anthology because of the smack being talked about it, for those who miss what a traditional horror story reads like — follow this link for the book, spend the $13.26 and get the damn book already. Sorry Keene but you are a liar, I did get featured but it is a different title than what I submitted it as. Want to tell Ray Garton to fuck himself, go grab a copy of Tabloid Purposes IV. |
That private email is suspect. The last two paragraphs are verbatim message board posts he’s made in the past (the reference to Keene is from three years ago). And I believe the first half might be verbatim from elsewhere, as well.
It could easily have been cobbled together from multiple sources. But, it’s still Grade A Nicktard, with his notorious misuse of compound words. It’s a little more lucid than usual for Nicky, but he may have been taking his meds.
Gee, and I thought I was the notorious smartass during those early Shocklines days. As for the Nickster, he’s notorious alright. But a smartass? I don’t think so. Dumbass, most likely.
Those last two paragraphs don’t even seem to be addressing veryunseemly directly, but that’s nothing new.
He refuses to play by the rules of the industry? I suppose if you count writing cleanly and coherently as a rule of the industry…
I was going to say, since when has he been known as a notorious smart ass? Or a smart anything?
Notorious for bad writing. Notorious for hypocrisy. Notorious for bigotry. Not much else to him.
He should take up the line uttered by the very funny and very gay Kenneth Williams (also a notorious smart arse).
Carry On Cleo, Williams as Caesar, with assassins after him:
“Infamy! Infamy! Oh they’ve all got it in for me!”
Man, and all I got was called a bitch. The unfairness of it all!
…oops. I missed the fact that, in addition to calling me a bitch in PM, he called me a shemale in comments.
I’ve been following this nonsense for years, and he finally noticed me! *swoon*
He calls everyone who doesn’t loudly trumpet how straight they are a shemale.
LOL
There’s something off about this letter. Notice how he refers to Keene there at the beginning of the last paragraph? And the whole “I will post my statements here” bit sounds as if it was cribbed from one of his public entries, as does “some of you know” part. I’d Google those lines and see. Nicky often repeats himself, but as far as I know, he rarely cuts-and-pastes when he’s in the throes of a rant.
Let’s see how my Google-fu is doing today.
The last two paragraphs come from his Yuku profile: http://nickolauspacione.u.yuku.com/
I’ve tried looking up some of the more familiar-sounding phrases, but I’m coming up blank.
It’s tough to tell just how old that stuff is. The first paragraph mentions the Samwell incident from about a year ago when he set up that feed on LJ to his now-suspended Xanga account. That’s what prompted me to add chaos_wraith_x, tomecatti, and a bunch of others to my F-list. Good people, all of them.
Nicky’s been bringing good people together for years.
The text does almost too well written for Nicky, so it’s possible that veryunseemly did a little supplemental writing, along with the copy-pasta.
WordPress ate my comment, but I did a bit of Googling and found that the last two paragraphs were from his bio on Yuku.com. I couldn’t find out where the rest of it might have come from, though.
…aaaand it showed up just in time to make me look ‘tarded. Oops.
There you go. Akismet tossed it in the spam queue, probably because of the link it contained. I went in and rescued it.
An Eye In Shadows [The Book he "wrote" and self-published about how everyone is mean to him].
I thought that was “A Day in the Life of a Dick Passion”.
So as it turns out I don’t know how the internet works. I think I clicked on his username instead of the title of his PM, which took me to a section labeled “My Bio.” As I had asked who he was, I assumed he was giving me his background. In retrospect, this was really dumb, as it wouldn’t have made sense for Nick to say “I will post my statement here” in a PM… I just assumed it was Nicky not making sense, as per usual. I wasn’t paying too much attention, sorry about that.
Obviously, the post was a cobbling together of the first PM he sent me and what I mistook for the second PM. Trying to get the most LULZ out of it without going it tl;dr, you know.
In the interest of full disclosure, here’s screen caps off all the PMs he’s sent me so far.
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNicky01.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNicky02.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNicky03.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNicky04.jpg
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNicky05.jpg
And as I continue to not know how the internet works, here’s a working link to the second part: http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/TheUnseemly/OhNiocky02.jpg
That explains why it looks cobbled together — it was. So, maybe Little Nicky’s back on his meds, or gotten new ones. He’s only capable of being semi-coherent when he’s on his meds, and this did seem a bit more lucid than usual. Well, the first part, anyway.