The scribe’s sanity is definitely lost. This woman’s batshit insane. Does she have an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry yet? She really deserves one.
There four different versions of this entry that came in on the newsreader. Count ‘em. FOUR. Evidently, the more Michelob Ultras she consumed, the more her contempt for the world consumed her.
This time, Alkilyu, Louise, Karen, Bryon, Elizabeth, and Tracy all got personal mentions. And yeah, the “married” Kristy made mention of her biker “boyfriend.” I happen to think Tracy, Louise, and Karen are pretty cute looking. Kristy . . . not so much.
And I got a couple of extra mentions when she expanded her entry. For everyone, she has this to say:
I can’t wait to see you all when we happen to be at the same cons – it ain’t called the Highway to Hell Tour for nothing……and if you don’t know what that mean’s you’ll soon enough find out!
Does she even go to the 4As or ARF conventions? They’re the only places she’d be likely to run into me, and the 4As one was last week.
hehe Thank you, rusty!
Link doesn’t seem to be working for me (locked? deleted?). I don’t suppose anyone has a copy of the text?
She’s deleted the offending evidence. I don’t know if anyone copied it, though.
She’s made her whole blog private. Good move for an author who wants to attract readers.
BTW, you’re quite welcome, Louise.
Here’s the full-page screengrab I nabbed.
Ah. Looks like JimPI reposted the blog text on TODP:
http://dan0oo.com/mboard/index.php?topic=13994.0
ROFLMAO!
Well, maybe she she should hie herself on over to Horrorfind Weeken this summer and meet some of us there. I plan on being there this year (day job permitting), and I doubt she’ll be a tenth as tough as she talks on her blog.
People at TODP changed her image links so that they were directed to really nasty pictures.
Her blog entry was deleted by myspace. I know because it went down seconds after I reported it and apparently I wasn’t the only one. Myself I didn’t get it deleted but I’m sure I was one of the straws on the camel’s back anyway.
She doesn’t even realize that wherewithal is one word.
“Where with all…”
And she calls herself a writer??? Hell, even drunk I proofread my work.
She sure left a lot of spam in the comments at Twisted Tongue Magazine’s MySpace last summer. She was pimping The All-Soul’s Faire.
Apparently, she has an interview in the latest issue, which is available for free download from Lulu.
And I’d want to read it… why? It’s not like she contributes to the genre… of course I’ve yet to contribute to horror myself. I need to change that. The Chaplain wants his story told, and he ain’t a young man.
She brags about being a full time writer in her blog, yet on her main page she says she’s living with her parents because she can’t afford her own place — even with a good job.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=297993045
Nice… Well done Kristy…
You’ll find the same wording on the “About” page on her official website, about halfway down the page.
If Richmond costs too much, I’d recommend she stay far, far away from Northeast or West Coast cities.
Does she know the full quotation of “Robbing Peter to pay Paul” and where it comes from?
It’s a reference to the pope who built St. Paul’s Cathedral and furnished with with statues taken from St. Peter’s Basillica.
Probably not, Janrae. She’s shown a remarkable consistency in lacking proper context.
And that whole “not the right color” remark is quite racist.
It sure sounded racist to me, too. I tried to find another interpretation for it, but failed.
I saw that ‘not the right color’ remark as well, and found it offensive.
She’s certainly not making enough to get by. I live with my mother-in-law and hubby. We all have disabilities to some degree, mine mental, as Tallman decided to let everyone know. And I can tell you, I’m certainly not making enough to get by on my own. I, unlike others, won’t lie.
I’m getting there bit by bit, but she’s deluded if she thinks she’ll ever make it self pubbing. That’s like saying you’ll open your own restaurant when you don’t know the first thing about business management or cooking, yet you expect it to be a success.
I wonder how well her Highway to Hell t-shirts are selling, although I think I know the answer.
“That’s like saying you’ll open your own restaurant when you don’t know the first thing about business management or cooking, yet you expect it to be a success.”
I’d think it akin to opening said restaurant and putting various plates of food on the table regardless of whether or not anybody actually sits there.
I looked at the comment again. You’re right about it coming off racist.
Louise, I understand how you feel. I have polio and accute PTSD. It’s not a picnic, no matter what’s in the basket.
Thank you, Janrae.
woooo you found me out
Okay, so she openly admits she was lying when she said those nasty, evil TODP people banned her and wouldn’t let her respond, which was, like, soooo unfair and proof that they were part of an evil conspiracy against her. But then she says:
I’m sick of their lies and retarded ass bullshit
Hmm. I think someone doth protest too much.
What I’ve learned about Ms Tallman today is that not only is she a terrible author, she’s also apparently proud of being a lying hypocrite.
Fess up, folks: which of you created Kristy? She’s too much of a masterful parody to exist in real life.
woooo you found me out
Okay, so she openly admits she was lying when she claimed those nasty, evil TODP people banned her and wouldn’t let her respond, which was, like, soooo unfair and proof that they were part of an evil conspiracy against her. But then she says:
I’m sick of their lies and retarded ass bullshit
Hmm. I think someone doth protest too much.
What I’ve learned about Ms Tallman today is that not only is she a terrible author, she’s also apparently proud of being a lying hypocrite.
Fess up, folks: which of you created Kristy? She’s too much of a masterful parody to exist in real life.
Maybe she was modeled after Dickstine.
Hey, he too has a pseudo-publisher, not worth its weight in paper.
“almost a decade of robbing Peter doesn’t fair well on your credit report so buying isn’t an option”
My best guess with this phrase (since it’s not in the context of the saying) is that she somehow tried to better her life by severing men’s wee-wees and storing them… for decades. But unfortunately, the resale value has tanked over the years so she has no decent collateral for buying a home.
Again, just a guess. It’s rather fun to figure her logic.
Jerrod, she’s an *handstapleforehead* ah-teest. Logic does not apply to her…
She’s more of a strip-teest than an ah-teest.
Agreed. It’s still fun though. Mike should create a game show for it like Balderdash. Put up a Krusty phrase and everyone thinks up creative explanations for what she’s saying.
I really like that idea, Jerrod.