Pacione Freaks After 9/11

From Exposethetard, we have this excerpt from a new entry:

As part of our series to explore the toughness and bravery of Nicky, we present the following written Friday, October 5th, 2001 by Nicky.
Subject:::its starting:::
Time:9:18 pm.
Mood: uncomfortable.
Music:Megadeth – Set The World Afire.
Oh
shit — I am getting scared now, I have a feeling that the outbreaks
are the [...]

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Banned from Shocklines

It’s true, folks!  Nicky finally managed to get himself banned from Shocklines.  It was long overdue, from what I’ve read over the years, and especially the past few months.
The Blog of a Writer: finally got banned from Shocklines
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
finally got banned from Shocklines
Fuck you Nicholas Cook — you fucking pussy. Showing [...]

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Amazon Blog Entry

Did I call this one right, or what?  Nicky confirms that he is indeed afraid that someone will put the kibosh on his new story being published.
He’s pissed that TPIV isn’t selling and is grabbing names at random to accuse of ruining it for him.  First it was the rain, then Crazy Michelle, and now [...]

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Follow-up on the Deleted Shocklines Thread

Nickolas Cook shows up on TODP to explain the thread deletion. It’s interesting because Pacione has always been treated over there as “Golden Boy,” while many others have been banned for far lesser infractions.
Oh, teh dramaz!
WTF????????
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Nicky Takes on Cook

Got this via a tip from JustAFriend (in comment #5). It’s out of context, from page 7, given the (current) eight-page length of the thread on Shocklines, but it’s classic Pacione. As always, Pacione is at his most hilarious when he doesn’t mean to be, and has no clue.
Unfortunately, before I could snag [...]

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