This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Archive for September, 2007
Ha!
Posted in Pacione, tagged guestbook, Pacione on September 30, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Revised Blogger Entries
Posted in Lake Fossil Press, Pacione, tagged Lake Fossil Press Babe, Pacione on September 30, 2007 | 15 Comments »
Pacione’s been busy updating his Blogspot, not with new entries, but by adding paragraphs to older entries. Both his most recent two entries were updated today.
I will go on record that isn’t my grandmother writing that message. That is one of my cousins. They’ve done nothing to you so leave them the hell alone.
This makes [...]
Rusty Has a Faithful Reader
Posted in Pacione on September 29, 2007 | 10 Comments »
I see that Mr. Pacione has been sifting through the comments left on this blog. His latest MySpace entry contains a wholesale copy-and-paste from a comment left here on Rusty by Mr. Dagstine. Perhaps Pacione is learning at long last that block quotes do not constitute e-piracy.
He should have linked back to the [...]
Three Strikes
Posted in Pacione, tagged Pacione, short on September 28, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I’m out. Maybe not, but my latest (third) short sucks. On one hand, it’s too contrived, but is still slightly chuckle-worthy. Three things work against me: 1) it’s in first person; 2) it has dialog; 3) it has a plot.
The dialog is cardboard, as it should be in any Pacione parody. [...]
New Parody
Posted in parody, tagged Pacione, parody, short story on September 27, 2007 | 3 Comments »
You folks will get sick of these faster than I will, but Evergreen Semetary is up here. Sometimes I get bored, and this shit is the result.



